A razor scooter, really?!

Working at a university has led me to believe that #1) I really have become a grown-up (aka "old"), and #2) I don't think I'll ever understand college kids.  Why do so many of them ride around on razor scooters?!  Don't they understand how dorky they look?  Do they really believe that the scooter gets them to class or the COG faster?  I really feel like pulling these kids aside and telling them to stop it with the scooters already.  You look silly!  If you're a little kid, a razor scooter = totally fine.  If you're in college, a razor scooter = ridiculously lame!

Courtesy of wdok radio.

Although, I have to admit, one of the funniest things I've ever seen was a girl on her scooter trying to go over a speed bump and totally wiping out.  Funny stuff!!

Speaking of speed bumps, I hate the things!  Normally, I just blast on through them (much to my husband's dismay), but this afternoon I was thwarted in attempt to do so.  The two cars in front of me both insisted on coming to a complete stop before going over each speed bump. WTH?!  Why?  Speed bumps are there to suggest that you slow down.  You're not required to stop!  Seriously irritating!